1) When you’re invited to 6 weddings, 4 of which have groups of mutual friends. Which means you actually have to go out and buy 4 new gowns.
2) When it’s sunny and nice all week but cloudy on the weekends. Bye bye tan.
3) How exactly are you supposed to wear your new designer sunglasses when it’s really cloudy?
4) Now you can’t get those low-lights you wanted.
5) When you give up on that tan and decide to use a spray tan instead. It ruins all your white dresses.
6) Mykonos or Marbella?
7) When your manicure lady is fully booked and now the color on your fingers don’t match your toes.
8) Your wax lady won’t see you for the next two month because she’s having a baby.
9) The monokini will give you major tan lines but it’s this season’s must have.
10) You did your summer shopping and still have nothing to wear.
11) When you just found out those over-priced heels you bought last week are now on sale.
12) When you realize the dress you ordered online is a size too small.
13) When you’re supposed to be on a bikini diet but everyone in the office is ordering fries with their meal.
14) You’re always so grumpy because that stupid diet is making you hungry
15) You’re not supposed to eat after 8pm but suddenly everyone you know is throwing a summer night barbeque.
16) When you can’t decide between rosé or champagne and mixing both makes you dizzy.
17) When you remember you have an outdoor yoga class but you just got your hair blown-out the evening before.
18) Your boss better not schedule his annual summer dinner on SKYBAR’s opening night.
19) When your friend who usually has a seasonal table at SKYBAR decides he’s moving to Dubai.
20) When the bouncer says you’re not on the list for opening night
Have I missed any?