My girl sent me this really helpful forward that would probably make this world a better place if men would actually enroll. It’s a two-year program for the rare breed of males who’ve come to terms with their shortcomings and decided to do something about them ( as opposed to the state of denial the majority of males continue to live in.)
Its an MA, Male Arts. Here are a couple of my favorites:
BECOMING A MAN
That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man.
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re
Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
Course Electives:
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
Bisoux
The Macho Man says
common. that’s just too feminist. it’s even a bit dykei.
suddenly you’re a man hater now?
you love us. i know you do!
now please make me a coffee dear.
sabine says
hahahahahaha i absolutely love it!!! now let’s try integrating it into some universities here!
Joelle says
Yes, we do love men, real men and they don’t have to take these courses!!! Macho Man did it hit a weak point?? BTW I take my coffee with no sugar.