Ivy Says

One of my readers sent me a link to get this- a site called Lebanon Escorts; Your Life, Your Escorts. Now before you get too excited the site is quick to remind visitors that it is “only an escort girls guide listing independent female Lebanese escorts providing services in Beirut and all of Lebanon”  NOT  an actual escort agency.  Here are a few more highlights of their About US section:

We do not currently have listings of Syrian girls, Moroccan escorts nor European female companions.

We repeat that our Lebanese female escorts are only available for outcall services catering to Beirut hotels only.

 We’re no in call escort agency and our escort girls don’t provide any in call escort services in Beirut.

 We’re an escort directory providing listings of escorts in Beirut, Lebanon. For Serious Gentlemen only please.

Innneresting…

What caught my eye is  a listing they have for an escort agency supposedly in Lebanon called- Straight Off The Bat,  here is how these folks like to advertise themselves

“Our escorts are not Super Models or “Ex-Models” They’re  your beautiful girl next door Lebanese girls.

Our girls are all natural.  Natural meaning “No plastic surgery, Like some Lebanese models or ex-models”.

Alright, now, I don’t know where you guys may live, but the girl next door to me most definitely does NOT look like that girl in the picture! And even if you lived next door to a brothel, I’ve seen some “artists” in Maameltein, and trust me they look nothing like that blonde chick they have on the site.

The most entertaining part of it all is the profiles of the escorts they have listed.

Meet Sami, he is not a hairy Lebanese guy and he wants to prove it to you.  He has “handsome weak body” whatever that means. He charges $750 an hour. Damn he must be good.

Meet Carla, she has “Weak body, Medium tits, Bombe.” I have no idea what that means either. Carla can escort you for $350 an hour, that’s $400 less than Sami. Damn that Sami must be REALLY good.

Here’s the thing, I’m a firm believer in freedom for all to do as they please, as long as they’re not harming or violating anyone’s rights, but the last time I checked Lady GaGa’s album was banned in Lebanon, so was Anne Frank’s diary, French artist Patrick Bruel was not welcome and the comedian Gad El-Malek was practically shunned. All those artists and the ideas they pass off may corrupt our minds with bad bad ideas, yet Mira and Sami  will help revive our economy? Bisoux