Here’s a nice way to start your week. Wondering why that chick you took out last month hasn’t called you back? Maybe you pulled one of these…
1) Cheap tippers– don’t you just hate it when a guy doesn’t tip generously. I don’t care how much he spent- if he’s only leaving 4,000LL on a 100,000LL bill- it will leave a sour taste in my mouth.
2) Terrorizing drivers– with his sports car- regardless of his horsepower, if he’s gonna terrorize every other driver in close proximity and make unnecessary turns just to hear his engine squeal and his tires screech, I’m not impressed and most probably will dig my nails into his leather seats.
3) Unbuttoned shirts- some Lebanese men insist on unbuttoning their shirts all the way down to their belly buttons. They also like to piss you off further by throwing in a gold necklace.I almost feel like they purposely curl chest hair in an attempt to stick them out of it. It’s horrendous -tuck it in and button it up.
4) Bad teeth- if you’re a smoker than most probably your teeth need whitening. You can be the hottest piece of %%% in town and still have turn-off teeth. Don’t think they go unnoticed.
5) Men need pedicures too– need I say more?
6) High-waist pants – I don’t care how many women are wearing them- men should steer clear of pants that are anywhere close to their waists. The humpty-dumpty look will never be IN!
6.5) Over Dosing at the gym– yes there is such thing as being OVER-MUSCLY. Here’s a hint: if you can’t walk anymore without your arms floating up in the air from side to side, You ‘ve had enough.
7) Bald and in-Denial– if your going bald, and most likely you are, enough with the gel and sorry attempts at growing your hair extra-long in an effort to distract us from that obvious bald patch; we can see it, it’s right on your head- so embrace it, set that shaver on zero and get with the program.
Men : you can thank me later. Ladies: am I missing a few? Bisoux
BeirutBoy says
hahaha loved this one!
M. says
Lol.
I feel like writing a post “7 Ways (Lebanese) Women turn Us Off.”
Joseph says
I support that 😀
That said, nice article Ivy, I’m glad I don’t score on that list xD hi2hi2
Delirious says
Ditto!
Sean says
What you talking about M Lebanese women are “PERFECT”!! hahahahahha 😉
(dude dont say that shit in front of women, some still want to get laid every now and then!! LOL :D)
Mich says
Heheheh… agree with all of seven. But for me they are a turnoff in men everywhere, not just in Lebanon 🙂
Dani says
Spot on girl, spot on… what about Men who take longer to dress than women..spray more perfume than women..look at themselves longer in the mirror then women!! They’re everywhere these men!! EEEEEEKK! What about men who wear ugly shoes?!
anistabetreviews says
I laughed so hard at number 3! so damn true
Lindsay says
I 100% agree with everything you said! I also have to agree with Dani that too much cologne is a huge turn off too.
Fadi says
Seems like you got the Lebanese men figured out huh 😉
Inadvertently stealing M’s idea, I jotted down 10 reasons why a man wouldn’t call a woman again. Let me know what you think:
http://survivalfirst.tumblr.com/post/1312104949/why-he-didnt-call-again-10-reasons-off-the-top-of-my
tariq says
The curious thing is that regarding women, it’s all related to money, clothing, appearance, cars.
I thught women would also appreciate attitude, manliness, cavalry (even though many women in lebanon don’t thank you when you open the door to them, real bitches), and other attributes .
It seems to men that the 7 reasons pointed out above are exactly as silly as many lebanese girls.
At the end, a guy only have to have a good car, money, clothing…. he must be totally out of shape and rude attitudes… most girls like their pockets.
Sorry, but it’s the true… at least in Leb…
Ribal says
To be honest tariq I have not seen a woman fall for a man’s horses…
In case you didn’t understand I’m referring to your “cavalry” comment…
In any case calling women bitches won’t really help you out in anything. So as generalizing. Whether you’re a man or a woman people have different tastes. Mind you the vast majority (and that’s a big majority) are materialistic, the fact remains that so are you and most probably everyone that has replied to this post even the author are hypocrites. Materialism is basically what YOU and by you I mean around 90 % of the lebanese society thrive on. If you want to change what women want in men, start by changing your own ideology