The Top Lies Men and Women Tell- We Ain’t Fooling Anyone

So we all lie right? Some us of tell white lies, others slightly darker. But apparently men and women lie about different things- makes sense right? Here’s how…

Top lies told by Women

1. “Nothing is wrong. I’m fine” ( followed by a frown and arm-cross)
2. “I’ll be ready in five minutes” ( when we haven’t even jumped into the shower yet)
3. “I saw him do it with my own eyes” ( Ok fine we thought we saw him, but it’s the same thing)
4. “No, she didn’t tell me anything about you, I swear“ ( even though we were just discussing you for two hours over lunch)

Top lies told by Men

1. “I didn’t have that much to drink “( he says as he wobbles to stand straight)
2. “There was no signal in the place I was at” (but you both know it has one of the best connections in Lebanon.)
3. “Those pants make your bum look so small.” ( but YOU know your PMS-ing and bloated)
4. “You’re sooo much prettier than her.” (Come on now, it’s Jessica Alba for God’s Sake!)