Mamma’s Boy.Yo2borny

I’m noticing a general increase in mamma’s boys in Lebanon. Yes, I know times have changed, and it’s more expensive for them to move out these days (even at 30!), but this is not the real issue at hand.

It’s that men turn into little boys around their mommas. The constant reporting they have to do.  Just tell your mom you’re out with a friend. Don’t get all nervous.  And fine, I get that Momma makes the best Kibbeh but it doesn’t mean she has to pack it for you in Tupperware to take to work. And what does he mean he’s having dinner with his mom before WE go out for DINNER? Tell her you have a date for god’s sake!! When they get sick, they won’t  even let you visit him. “It’s contagious.” Oh and no girl is ever good enough for his momma, and no girl will ever treat him like his momma. Wipe your own **** . The worst is mom’s trying to convince their 30 year olds that they’re too young to get serious, because they want them all to their own. Blech!! Do you honestly need your mom to buy you clothes; it’s not cool having the same sweater as your dad.  Cut the umbilical cord today!! Bisoux