The 5 Worst Possible Facebook Status Updates

There is a funny but true article on funnycrave.com about the worst Facebook status updates.

5. The Inspirational Wisdom : Success is a journey not a destination

4. Quotes: “Every man dies. Not every man really lives” – William Wallace

3. Being Vague: Sometimes not remembering may be better. Usually followed by : whats wrong?, are you OK?

2. Being Vague Part 2: Passive Shit Talking: “Don’t you just hate it when certain ‘best friends’ turn out to be your worst enemies”

1. A Whole Lot Of Nothing: “Just got home,” “about to shower!” “My dog chewed my sandals while I was in the shower!!!” “Still wet from the shower. ‘bout to eat. Yummmmm!” “This chicken tastes funny” “I think that chicken is giving me the shits!!”