I took a break last week from all those burgers I’ve been consuming and decided to go back to basics. I tend to forget just how much I’m in love with our national cuisine , so here are a select few of my favorite Mezza dishes made by my friend’s mom. Merci Taunt! Bisoux
Royal Wedding:”Too Simple” In Lebanese Standards
We all felt a little tingle in our tummies, as we watched Kate the beautiful “commoner” transform into a royal bride, right in front of our very eyes. Her broad eloquent shoulders carrying that visibly heavy dream dress so effortlessly, all the while keeping her eye on her prize prince. The once average girl-from-next-door got her prince charming- and now the question that echoes in most of our single ears- will the rest of us get our share of the fairytale?
Maybe. See, you don’t really need to marry a prince in this region of the world to throw a 1900 invitee wedding, think Biel in June. At least, that’s what most of the weddings look like in Lebanon- minus the class. Yes, The Class.
Kate Middleton married into the Windsors, one of the most exclusive families in the world, and sure she had Sara Burton and the entire McQueen team at her disposal but the fact remains, she choose a simple,understated, satin and lace gown with a 2.7 meter train. Heck, I think my neighbor Souraya’s train was at least 5 meters long when she got married. And guess what, Kate accessorized it with a half-up hairdo and most importantly: she did her own makeup!
Can you imagine what would happen if Souraya was told she couldn’t get her make-up done at someone who probably did Haifa or Nancy’s make-up, but instead would have to settle for a homemade makeover on her big day? The wedding would probably be postponed until Souraya got that appointment because god-forbid Souraya would not look a princess on her wedding day! But Kate Middleton is a princess, she didn’t need Swarovski embellishments on her dress, or any of those fake long acrylic nails, nor did she need three bunches of hair extensions, instead she had on her best accessories: Grace and Elegance.
Less is more, simple is gorgeous. A lesson we seldom like to learn in Lebanon. We want it big and flashy otherwise we’d pack our bags and get married quietly abroad. Yes, the Royal Wedding cost most than of us would ever make in two lifetimes, but the most-over-the-top items there- were the hats- which were fabulous btw.
Souraya, thought Kate Middleton was a fool! “What kinda princess would settle for such a tiny tiara” , she yelled into the television! But what would it take for Souraya to have dropped the see-through flashy excessively puffy dress, stripper heels and hideous flower arrangements? If the Queen-To-Be did it, surely she can too. Bisoux
For more of my occasional rants on Lebanese Weddings you can also read I Hate Wedding Season In Lebanon and Lebanese Wedding- Party or Freakshow?
Vintage McQueen and The Duchess Of Cambridge- A Match Made In Heaven
So Twitter went mad when people starting reporting that Sara Burton of McQueen’s fashion house was spotted leaving Kate Middleton’s hotel, The Goring, in the early hours of the morning.Better yet I hear the dress that will make an appearance in just under two hours may actually be drawn from McQueen’s archives himself and tweaked by Sara! Traditional and conservative is nothing short of what I expect, yet dashingly royal with elements of tulle and the most delicate of embroideries. Kate Middleton has been true to her style from the beginning, and although some may have referred to it as boring ( think Diane von Fürstenberg), I think it’s a refreshing reminder for young ladies around the world, that you could still look super-fashionable and sexy without having to take it all off. So her dress my be a combination of the below from McQueen bridal collections
And now for the tiara that the Queen may lend Kate for her walk down the isle, I’m on the fence so here are my top two choices:
The Russian Fringe
The Cambridge Lovers Knot
Prince William and Kate’s #1 Fan
Lebanese Summer Forecast: Jammed With A High Chance OF SUVs
Summer is just around the corner. Everyone is putting in extra hours at the gym. Diet centers are thriving. Hotels are setting up rooftop pool bars. SkyBar has gotten itself a make-over. Every color I know is IN this season, regardless of its political affiliation. The only missing element now is: drum roll please… The Tourists.
Each year we hear speculations, “oh they’re not coming this year, the situation is uncertain” and then before we know it, traffic has jammed. And certainly at the height of tourist season, the ministry of labor will decide to start some construction work at the busiest intersection on the highway. The rest of us might as well just put on our running shoes and hike back home, unless you enjoy dozing off in your cars.
Now I may slightly come off as an ungrateful local, after all, tourists mean more money pumping into our super-fluctuating economy, Right? But I can’t help but whine, because the mere thought of the influx of big bad foreign four-wheel drives on our unplanned spontaneous streets freaks me out. Which leads me to this question, Why? Why does the car have to accompany some tourists on vacation? If you insist on being challenged on our exotic roads, rent a car. If your family is huge, rent a van.
Lord knows, we have more cars for rent then we do on our streets. Someone told me that it’s actually cheaper for tourists to ship their cars to Lebanon. So let me get this straight, we are charged ridiculous amount of taxes for importing food and furniture to this country, but when tourists want do some cruising in their own cars, suddenly that’s cheaper than a rental?!
Picture this, I feel like spending my vacation on the rocky shores of Greece this summer, so after booking my ticket I head straight to the shipping company and book my car VolksWagen a trip as well. Now I wouldn’t do that now would I? Namely because I would probably look like a tool driving my car around Europe, when I can easily just rent one! Can someone please enlighten me? Bisoux