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LAU Hotties; The New FaceMash?

Remember how Facebook started off as Facemash, a tool Mark Zuckerberg developed for Harvard-only students that allowed them to rate each other on attractiveness?

Well, let me introduce you to another little thing I came across on my Facebook newsfeed yesterday, it’s a page called LAU Hotties (yup straight to the point) an unofficial fan page (950 likes) that I’m assuming does not officially represent the Lebanese American University though it does use their logo as their profile picture. This page posts pictures of “hottie” LAU students and allows people to like them. The picture that gets the most Likes has the honor of being selected on the cover page.

Lebanon’s love affair with beauty pageants baffles me, think Miss Mermaid Jounieh, Miss Lebanon 2011, Miss Lebanon Battle of the Twins, Mr. International, Miss Lebanon World Super Model.

I have a feeling LAU officials are not going to be too happy when they get wind of this, but for now I’ll say this, those are some good looking students! Students seem to be having a blast on the page and I’m hoping they’ve given page admins permission to publish their pictures.

Here are some pictures posted on the wall, I’ve blurred out the faces, although the page is open to the public I didn’t think it would be fair to publish the students pictures. To view the original photos click here

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WTF of the Day

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Damn you Photoshop.

No Auto Khaled did not commission Nigella Lawson for their latest campaign. At least I hope they didn’t.

Some bright graphic designer thought it would be a brilliant idea to paste her photo in there and call it a day. I’m really curious as to how that process went down, are they even aware who Nigella is or were they just randomly googling an image say “women holding bag of crisps” and found Nigella handling some buttered cream puff or about to stuff her face with a ridiculously roasted lamb shack and so they intricately replaced it with a truck like it’s the most natural thing in the world?

Lebanese brilliance at it’s finest hour. Brands take note of this. I want to nominate them for an SMA.

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I’m Not Flirting, I’m Just Being Nice!

I don’t care how friendly and hospitable foreigners find Lebanon, people are just not as nice as they used to be. Everyone’s constantly on edge, drivers won’t stop for thirty seconds to let you reverse and staff won’t bother greeting you when you walk into a store.

But my please and thank yous have not faltered, nope, they’re so deeply ingrained in me, that at times I automatically thank a customer rep for bad service.

Now that I gave you a little background, get this-  it seems people are a little taken aback by nice people, and tend to misinterpret my politeness and general niceness (yes, I’m actually a nice person) with flirtation and naivety. That’s right.  Men often confuse my behavior with me hitting on them. It’s only when I frown and grunt that I seem to create a sort of unapproachable vibe.

So here it goes:

I’m not flirting if we happen to be seated next to each other and I make small talk. I’m not flirting when I reply to a guy’s funny tweet. I’m not flirting when I greet a parking guy and wish him a nice day. I’m not flirting if I answer  the cab drivers questions about where I’m from. I’m not flirting when I ask the bartender to fix me something different. I’m not flirting if I express my gratitude to the gas station attendant who wiped my windshield. I’m not flirting when I ask the waiter to give me his opinion on the best dish. I’m not flirting when I ask a police man for directions. I’m not flirting when I laugh at an old man’s cheesy joke. I’m not flirting when I ask the hairdresser if a hairstyle looks good on me.  I’m not flirting if I made eye contact by mistake with a guy while stuck in traffic.

I’m just being nice so stop being so conceited!

Have I missed any?

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Sex And Burgers Are More Alike Than You May Think

ask ivyOn my relationship advice column on Beirut.com this week, I get asked two very interesting questions:

Dear Ivy,
My boyfriend and I have been together for two years. I’m 28 and he’s 30. Recently, I decided to talk to him about our general lack of sex. He said that I turn him on, but he just doesn’t get horny that much because he’s spent so much time in the past watching porn (he’s given up porn for a few months now) and also, he said he gets self-conscious about finishing too quickly. I’m sexually frustrated and for some reason a part of me doesn’t believe him! But I don’t want to accuse him of lying after he’s opened up to me. What should I do?

Dear Ivy,
I caught my boyfriend looking at pictures of his ex-girlfriend on Facebook. I confronted him about it, and he admitted he looks at her photos every once in a while, but says it’s because he’s being a Facebook voyeur – just looking – but that it doesn’t actually mean anything to him. What do you think, Ivy?

What do burgers have to do with your sex life and why your man is facestalking his ex? Find out HERE

 

Could Myriam Klink Save Lebanon?

Queen Mryiam Klink

So Myriam Klink is scaring the hell out of us now by promising to run for politics. And like anyone living in this country the thought of  someone with her judgement in parliament terrifies me. And no I’m not gonna jump on the let’s hate on Myriam Klink bandwagon, I’m guessing she has enough of those.

To me the idea of giving power to a woman with such heinous fashion taste,  bad PR and disastrous image management decisions to make vital decisions on a national level makes me slightly uneasy. I’m sure you can relate.

I watched her on AlJadeed’s new show Al Za3eem “الزعيم” which seems like an Arab Idol for aspiring politicians who present themselves in front of a panel of judges and get eliminated accordingly. (a very badly produced concept and show might I add.)

Contestants were tested on their speech skills. Some yelled, others threatened, a few seemed to think they were auditioning for a cheesy Lebanese play only to get royally butchered by the panel of judges who showed no mercy.

And then there was Klink. She stood there, fully clothed, looking mighty professional and gave a very well-rehearsed speech ( you’ll be surprised how good she was compared to the rest) with dramatic and funny hand gestures on two issues she plans to run on. Her first choice impressed me. The environment. She seemed to have a special relationship with nature as her Facebook bio puts it so eloquently

“Myriam Klink is a Lebanese girl from the mountains raised between animals and natures by a loving dad and grand pa who teach her the meaning of respecting life in all its ways….”

But then she said the words I dreaded. Something about women, their rights and well she summed it up with something along the lines of “men have to not forget that they all came from women!”  You know, just in case some men were doubting the birds and bees theory.

But I’m approaching this with an open mind. Of course I’ve made prejudgments based on everything I see about Klink online; the distasteful photos, her obnoxious behavior and the baffling video clips. Does she stand a real chance of winning? Probably not. But could this be her moment to give us something more than Made In Lebanon Paris Hilton, and perhaps even use her star power to bring attention to issues that should really be high on this country’s priority list such as our depleting environment and animal rights? Perhaps. As long as she steers clear from women’s rights.

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Dear Ivy, My Family Thinks My Boyfriend is “Cheap”

On my relationship advice column on Beirut.com this week, I get asked a very interesting question which has got a lot of people talking. Many couples here find themselves in the same boat and well it just goes to show how messed up the general outlook is. If your man doesn’t have a 3 bedroom apartment with a sea view, a slick ride and cash to burn (no matter how indebted he may be) then he’ll be casted out by those closest to you as cheap or unworthy.

Dear Ivy,

I’ve been dating a guy for about 4 months now. He’s 27, I’m 25. He’s pretty much broke all the time, but that’s because he’s self-sufficient, lives on his own and pays all the bills, and has a low-salary job. It doesn’t bother me, but everyone in my family is constantly putting him down and calling him “cheap.” Advice?

Click Here to read my take on the matter. Do you agree?

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Maya Diab Is Very Serious About Valentine’s Day

Don’t you miss Maya Diab? No matter how you feel about her, girl is one hell of an entertainer. You gotta give her that. She also doesn’t take Valentine’s day lightly- as do many other women. You know… the ones you spot decked out in red clothes on Valentine’s day.

Well, Maya puts all those girls to shame, because well, she went ahead and dyed her hair a fiery red for the occasion. Yes sir she did. And she threw on a mini-dress with a heart-shaped décolleté perfectly framing her cleavage area. I’m telling you she’s NOT kidding around.

Check out the recent shots. Are you feeling the love?

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Al Rifai Gets Sexist And Then Apologizes

So you know I’d never miss an opportunity to name and shame sexist ads and well lucky for me (or not) Lebanese brands’ love affair with sexism in advertising doesn’t look like it’s about to die out anytime soon.

On my naughty list this week is Al Rifai and although their little faux pas looks like a misdemeanour compared to Mazda’s blatantly sexist ad last summer, it still didn’t stop them from taking the heat for it. My bros over at Plus 961 and Blog Baladi were quick to point the ads out before they were quickly pulled off. Al Rifai quickly issued an apology and all is good in nut land.

“Al Rifai would like to point out that the Valentine visuals were not, in any way, trying to belittle the role of women in society. These visuals are part of a campaign that highlights the beauty of every nut and not our view on the role of men and women in society. We believe in equality, not only among people, but also among all our nuts ;-) . We hope that you will be able to see things from our perspective.
We thank all of you who appreciated the creativity of the campaign, your support proves that it was a successful one, but in order not to offend anyone and to avoid any further misunderstandings, we have decided to remove 2 of the posted visuals. Wishing you all a Happy Valentine’s Day!”

And although I do take offense in male nuts having “the brains” while the female nuts looking all curvaceous and sexy I am impressed with Al Rifai for listening and making prompt amends. However, I still can’t seem to understand how this ad was not meant to “belittle the role of women in our society.” Someone? Anyone? I’ll tell you this though, male or female, those cashews will give you instant curves. (mmm)

Check out the ads that caused the ruckus.

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On another note, at first glance did anyone else associate the branding with Micky D’s?

Fashion Face-Off: Who Wore It Best?

Nancy and Elissa at Elie Saab

Lebanese songstresses Nancy Ajram and Elissa ran into each other at Elie Saab’s magnificent Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Pavillon Cambon Capucines yesterday. Much to their dismay the two seemed to be wearing almost the same Elie Saab peplum outfit from his Prêt-à-Porter Fall/Winter 2012 Collection.  Not to mention their practically identical hairstyles.

What do you say, who wore it best?

Multinational With A Lebanese Twist

My good friend Laura is trying to decide between two jobs. One is for a major local Lebanese business and the other is for its international competitor. The local one pays slightly better, but she’s considering going with the multinational, even though she’ll also get stuck in major traffic. She feels as though she’d be in “better hands” with the multinational. I think not.

Everybody knows that Lebanon has its own special way of conducting business: Unprofessional.

Yup, not many people here give a damn about how rude they come off to others in the workplace, they don’t measure the intensity of the words they use, the manner in which they carry themselves and their abuse of power.  That I know. That’s why, if given the choice between a  multinational versus a local firm, most would pick the multinational naturally- assuming that there would be more accountability to such behavior. Even if the benefits were identical.

Why? First because it sounds more sexy. This town LOVES sexy. Also hoping that the multinational would adhere to higher standards of business place conduct. *Think mustached local angry boss throwing a fit at underpaid employee.*

But we’re wrong. Here’s why:

For some reason that is beyond me, top international brands and  companies instantly become “Lebanonized” the minute they set foot on this land, by that I mean “typical Lebanese” in the manner in which they choose to conduct themselves. Suddenly the expat boss who used take the subway in freezing temperatures back home will need the company car to drive him from his desk to the washroom. He or she would probably also make their overqualified employees order their food because of the “language barrier.” They would refer to you and “your people” in every culturally insensitive way possible and talk shit about how corrupt the country is yet while calling in for a “wasta” every chance they get.

Employees will address other fellow Lebanese working at local institutions with a superior tone simply because they work for a firm that has headquarters in a country with actual traffic laws. They would backstabb each other at every chance they got and would have no problem grocery shopping for their boss’s wife. And what about emails? Would this mean that most of them would drop the acronyms ASAP and FYI from their professional emails and loose the excessive use of upper-case letters, explanation marks and smiley faces? I think not.

So don’t be fooled by the foreign boss or the picture-perfect offices, as long as the address spells Lebanon, you’re in for one heck of a ride.

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