1) He likes to take the role of your goon in public. A mere glance your way from another man could escalate into an Animal Planet fight scene, thick manes and all.
2) You no longer have any more male contacts on your phone book except maybe for your hairdresser and doctor.
3) Meanwhile, his ex is now one of his closest friends and no, you don’t get to have a say.
4) He’s well into his mid-30s and doesn’t see why he needs to move out of his parent’s house. Ever
5) Most of the qualities he seeks in his ideal woman involve housekeeping.
6) It doesn’t matter how hairy, overweight and unattractive he is, he still deserves a supermodel.
7) He could have been the next Ronaldo, but daddy pushed him into Engineering.
8) He has a special budget allocated each month to keep his beard in control.
9) You’re almost certain he showers in cologne, his scent remains in a room half an hour after he leaves it.
10) In his head every woman he dates is dying to marry him and if she doesn’t then she must be a skank
11) His life plans: marry “good” wife, produce male heir, take over family business.
12) He’ll gladly marry a gold digger. It’s flattering.
13) Reaching out for the bill on a date is equivalent to spitting in his face.
14) Getting behind the driving wheel is the most emasculating thing you can do to him.
15) 50% of his brain shuts down when he spots a blonde.
16) And if his parents don’t approve of you there’s no way he’s EVER going to marry you.
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