I’m very well aware of the prehistoric prejudices that past generations have had about having baby girls, what I’m referring to, is your average young expecting couple one would spot at a mall and never guess that they too are consumed with the obsession of their first born being a boy.

Success! Boys from the first go. The family can sleep better at night knowing that the blood line will live on. Please. This needs to stop. Someone needs to tell these ignorants how stupid they sound and how medieval they come off to the rest of us.

Such tacky mentalities can only mean one thing, daughters are a burden, and they’re going to have to spend all that money raising them only to marry them off to another family. What a losing investment.

I know a 32 year old educated woman that did everything to conceive. She experimented with all sorts of “advanced” reproductive techniques in modern science to become a mother.  She had one shot at getting pregnant and this would be it. I admired her dedication until she got pregnant with not one but two babies. This should have been the happiest day of her life right? Until she found out that she would be having two baby girls. Suddenly, she felt unlucky.

We all know this is not an isolated incident. And I’m not judging people who have baby girls and would like to have a boy as well; I’m referring to the people that would much prefer to have boys over girls, the men that pressure the women, the silly women who think they haven’t done their duties “producing” a male and will keep popping out babies until they have the next king of the jungle.

Here’s the thing, I’m the type of girl that one may call a shopping-glutton, you know, when you’re trying so hard to decide which flats you want and end up buying the same pair in three different colours? Yup, that’s me.

So when I finally get a chance to indulge in my dirty little habit without burning a hole in my pocket, I’m pretty much a happy camper. Yes, last night what was supposed to be an innocent tall skimmed milk Frappuccino rendezvous at the neighbouring Starbucks turned into a shopping galore at American Eagle. I felt like a kid in a candy store, rummaging through the whirlwinds of colors and endless denim selections. I  bought myself  three, yes THREE skinny jeans in different shades of blue and four feather light pastel T’s and this adorable little Boho dress! There’s nothing like stocking up on some basics just in time for summer. Bisoux

Peplum Dress: Alice + Olivia

Silicone iPhone Case: Tory Burch

Wallet Bag: Rebecca Minkoff

Suede Pumps: B Brian Atwood

These two make Brangelina look old and frumpy, check out the world’s hottest supermodel Gisele Bundchen with her stud of a man Tom Brady. They both matched with Givenchy *sigh*

Seriously why is he still with her? Justin Timberlake should drop Jessica Biel and his acting career before he totally becomes irrelevant.  And she should drop those bangs. Alright so her Prada gown is stunning except for the way it looks hastily folded up at the bottom. Oh and did I mention the $130,000 engagement ring..?

Not only did Emma Stone get an haute couture gown made especially for her by Lanvin, the fashion house’s designer was her date to the gala. One would think that with all those factors in her favor she would at least manage to make it on a best dressed list. Instead she wore a red mini dress with 3000 plastic flowers. Oh and it’s waterproof.

Lana Del Ray brings the drama to the red carpet in a beautiful black and silver hand embroidered gown  and a cape by  Joseph Altuzarra. Her deep plum lips and side parted retro waves added more mystery to her look. One of my favorites of the night!

Sure, the Met is the place to take risks, but Beyonce looks like an ostrich on acid. Givenchy my arse! This looks like something that tailor down the street would dress her 17 year-old to the prom (yup, classy area I live in.) Hands down she is THE Worst dressed of the night!

Rihanna looked like a sight for sore eyes with her super stretchy black Tom Ford dress. It was a big risk to take at such an event but never has an alligator looked so appealing. I love that she let the dress make a statement on its own by ditching the jewelry.

She usually gets it right but this time Gwyneth Paltrow got it so darn wrong in this boring lilac Prada dress that may as well have been released back in the 90’s, the paillettes don’t do the trick, that hairstyle is so overdone and she literally looks like she just finished a workout and I don’t mean that in a fresh and sexy way. She makes it on my worst dressed list.

Christina puts the HAUT in Haute Couture this year in this jaw-dropping intricate black-and-pink Thakoon gown stunner! Although she is teeny tiny she wore by far one of the biggest floor-skimming bow ties I’ve seen on a dress. My favorite of the night by far!

Scarlett Johansson is in a one-of-a-kind stunning Dolce & Gabbana, she is starring in every fashionista’s dream and guess how she decides to ruin it? With that nasty lifeless hair! If you’re gonna be the face of one of the world’s sexiest labels at least get your ROOTS done woman!

She likes to come off as thick-skinned and nonchalant to everyone around her, but in reality she’s a needy little girl who’s terrified of being alone with herself. Her excessive emotional need and constant urge to feed her oversized ego have blinded her with the determination to acquire testosterone she can call her own.

So she puts on her mask every morning and throws herself at the first guy who’ll buy her act. She’ll make him do EVERYTHING with her as though he were some sort of fashion accessory. Her entire life will revolve around this one guy; she’ll even manage his Facebook profile and reply to comments on his behalf. Her severe jealousy will force him to ostracize all his female friends. She’ll limit his weekly soccer games with the guys and suddenly he’ll find himself joining her girls on their nights out. And if the poor man ever managed to get away to tend to a pressing family affair, she’ll hammer him with phone calls until his entire family start rolling their eyes.

At this point one of two things will occur:

1) She would have dominated him to the extent where he surrenders his soul to her and before he knows it he’s choosing between petunias and orchids for the wedding he somehow managed to find himself hypnotized into.

2) Her smell of desperation and crazy obsession with control begins to seep through the cracks and the lucky man will make a run for it.

So to all you poor hardworking unsuspecting fellows out there going out for a good time tonight, let’s hope you don’t fall for that forward approach and forthcoming smile, she’s hungry and has been sharpening her fangs for awhile. Bisoux

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Bustier: Parker

Sunglasses: Super Sunglasses

Necklace: Lulu Frost

Shorts: Alice + Olivia

Tote: Anya Hindmarch

Flats: Rachel Zoe

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