Ivy says

The goal is to make him or her feel good, so good in fact that they’ll want to talk to you some more.  If you get him or her to laugh… SCORE!!!

Yes… I know, some may come off as super-cheesy or at times mean, but you gotta know your audience people… You get my drift

1.Nice to meet you, I’m Ivy and you are… gorgeous.

2. Looking this good is illegal in Beirut, bas if you go out with me, I’ll let you off with a warning.

3. Apart from being so sexy, what is it that you do for a living?

4. Your father must have been a farmer, cause you’ve grown some nice melons (or lemons… depending on the girl)  ( use with caution)

5. You’re so hot, I think your the reason behind global warming.

6.I’m sorry to tell you this but your going to hell, looking that good is a sin.

7. If your going to regret this in the morning, then we can just sleep past noon.

8. I may not be the best looking girl here,but you can’t really afford to be that picky. (use with caution)

9. It’s your lucky day, I’m on the rebound and I just lowered my standards.

10. Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?

11.Damn boy, and I thought I was good looking

12. I was gonna come talk to you earlier, but I didn’t want your friends to fight over me.

Disclaimer: Ivy shall not be held responsible for any slaps, drink spillage or brawls that may occur following any of the above  pick-up lines. Flirt at your own risk. Bisoux

I read somewhere that dating is all about competition, and how naturally we’re inclined to want something that is unattainable which led me to my latest dating tip.

1. Send yourself some flowers with a fake card that says something like ” your always on my mind.” Make sure you leave him in a room alone with the flowers so that he can catch a glimpse of them. This way he knows how lucky he is to be with you.  If he asks who they’re from just say  ” oh some guy I met during a work meeting.” This will keep him on his toes!  Bisoux  
   

   You'll keep him guessing!

   Warning: The above tip only works at the very first stage, or else he could accuse you of cheating.

This is no joke.These are the types of tips women actually got back in the day! Can you imagine applying them nowadays.

Affection means humiiliation!?

No dancing and talking at the same time. Ou3a!

LOL!!!

To check out the rest of this ridiculousness click here. Bisoux

I Can’t believe these ads existed . Here’s the site. So ridiculous. Bisoux

Ma3oul???

3ayb!

Tfeh!!

Yeh!!

Someone seems to be taking my advice…

According to ShowbizSpy those  two have known each other for years but the timing was never right. When she heard he was single again she decided to make her move on the night of the SAG Awards.

“Kate’s always had a thing for Justin, and after reading that his romance with Jessica Biel is over, she’s decided to make her move,” a source told the National Enquirer. “Kate flirted with Justin outrageously that night, and he was all over her,” the source adds. “They exchanged numbers in the green room.”

If Kate can do it, we have no excuse! Bisoux

Image: Harper’s Bazaar

Back By Popular Demand

Martini: I’m a  stylish single girl and this drink is the missing accessory to my already trendy well-thought out outfit.

Wine: I’m traditional and classic, I’m French educated, my country makes some damn good wine so why not go local.

Pink Wine ( Rosé): I want to party on some roof-top overlooking the coast, this bottle looks so good, comes in a champagne glass  and only costs LL30,000. 

Jack and Coke:  Don’t mess with me, I’ll hurt you, I drive a BMW and I’ll probably spend the night in the club, NOT dancing.

Vodka Red Bull: Wal3any Ilayly ya man,  I go to AUB/ LAU, I have an early class ,I came with my dad’s car but will probably get so wasted I’ll have to go home with a friend.

Dou Dou Shot: I just broke up with my boyfriend, I don’t care what I do tonight, it doesn’t count I’m depressed.

Tequila Shot: My boyfriend cheated on me but he doesn’t know I know, so please take advantage of me.

Champagne: I’m rich and I’m not afraid to show it, why not interrupt  everyone’s favorite song by changing the music to some 80′s music with cheap firecrackers. Hopefully they’ll put my name on the big screen!

Am I right or am I right ? Bisoux

Tip #5 Give him a flower!

Ok it just dawned on me thanks to Joelle’s comment, I vaguely remember hearing something about MP Nayla Tueni actually proposing to her husband on air by sending him flowers but I just can’t seem to find any photographic evidence. I mean what better than a flower to show him you like him? It can do most of the talking for you. I know, I know I’m getting really good at this ;P Ladies , if your going out tonight, give this a shot, let’s see if this works! Bisoux

Tip #4:   Give him your camera and ask him to take a pic of you and your friend.

This works for both girls and guys and its GENIUS ( if I must say so myself.)  It’s  one of the best conversation starters by far. He’ll take the pic and you’ll both look into your camera to discuss it et voila… your conversating!

I did it in broad daylight too! My friend and I met up at Indigo in Le Grey this new hotel  in downtown Beirut for our lunch breaks and there was quite the stunner sitting by us. Luckily I had my camera on me! He took two pics of us and when I saw it I went ” oh no I’m so not photogenic” and he was like ” what are you taking about your very pretty.” I asked him to join us and he did, with his friend.

Thank me later for this one… I know you will Bisoux

Image: Matthew Hranek

Tip# 3:  Drop a Hint

I met a guy I’ve been crushing on for a while at Zinc last night. ( NO thank god he didn’t see me in the boy’s loo.)  He’s a friend of a friend that I randomly  run into like once a month.  For some reason I’ve always felt kinda intimidated by this guy cause he just doesn’t give me the time of the day.

Soooo…  I heard him saying something about this play in  Masrah AlMadina called Vitrine. I knew this was my opportunity so I look at him and go “ I’ve been dying to watch that play!” ( between me and you I haven’t heard of the thing before last night)  So he goes “really? I have an extra ticket my mom’s friend is running the show.” And there you have it folks, I just hinted my way through to a date. Will keep you posted on this one. Bisoux

Pick me!!!!

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