Category Archives: Rumor Has It…

Where Do We Go Now? وهلّأ لوين

Many are calling Nadine Labaki’s latest film Where Do We Go Now?- a drama, indeed it is, but amidst the sincere real-as-can-be scenes that will leave you in tears and sniffles, you will sporadically burst out in laughter, as the movie captures the essence of EXACTLY what a remote Lebanese village would be like with everyday authentic characters many of us can relate to.

I don’t want to give away too much, but I have to say this, Where Do We Go Now?, carries a powerful message with the witty style, charm, song and dance that Labaki’s previous movie Caramel brought to us, set in a time when many Lebanese have allowed their sectarian differences to take front seat, mocking things some of us may hold so sacred, breaking taboos, at times even smashing a  statue of the Virgin Mary and ransacking a mosque with livestock- Yup this all seems so over-the-top and risky, but in its context,  it miraculously ( no pun intended) manages to offend no one ( until now at least.)

It’s about a group of women in a village, who come together and do whatever it takes to try to maintain peace and harmony between the Christian and Muslim inhabitants  at a time when sectarian strife erupts in surrounding Lebanese regions.

We all have preconceived notions and prejudices of people we perceive as “different” than us, this movie will call you out on all of these stereotypes and mock you until you laugh and cry, it will also bring you to the realization that the things that can bring you closer together are definitely more than the ones that take you apart. Go See It!

Check out my new favorite song called ” Hashish of My Heart”

Miss Lebanon At Miss Universe 2011

So much for fighting stereotypes. Has anyone bothered to look at Miss Lebanon Yara Khoury Mikhael’s  promo shots for Miss Universe 2011? Was it really necessary that she represents this country wearing a tacky leaving-nothing-to-the-imagination bellydancing outfit? *To be fair, the stylist made all the contestants dress in similar outfits so we know it wasn’t her pick*  Still though, blame the Trump people or organizers if you may, but the next time I’m asked by a foreigner if I belly dance because I’m from Lebanon what am I supposed to say? They’re right to think so.. take a look

Dumbledore the wizard called , he’s furious you stole his outfit.

When SuperGirl Came To Lebanon…

TFEH of the Day

If you’re a woman looking at this you’re prolly really pissed right now. If you’re a man with some good judgement,  you should be too.  If milk could talk, it would retract this Ad.

This disgrace of an Ad @stephanienour  tweeted this morning calls for the re-invigoration of the Open Letter To Men I wrote back in December.

 My Dearest Men…

The Miss Lebanon 2011 Competition- What A Joke!

Did anyone go through the painful ordeal of watching the disaster that  was Miss Lebanon 2011 yesterday? I’ve never cringed more in my life while watching the pageants answer the judges’ questions,trip on stage and attempt to dance or preform. No really, it was out of this world! I had to cover my face with my hands for half the time, I was sooo embarrassed for them and I don’t even know them.  And the judges?  Almost every single lady judge except for the amazing designer Reem Acra had overdosed on Botox and facelifts before the show, how can such women possibly be chosen to select the fresh face of Lebanese beauty when they clearly don’t realize the abuse they’ve inflicted on their own faces and how fake they come off to regular folks!?

Every year the contestants in Miss Lebanon get less and less, I’m not gonna say pretty, let’s just say less up to Miss Lebanon or beauty pageant material. We’ve all heard the same thing, many beautiful  girls that would qualify come from ” good” families who would not allow them to enter  a pageant. I don’t know if that’s true or false, all I know is that if the folks over at this Miss Lebanon Committee can’t find some decent looking girls to throw a pageant, then they should seriously reconsider throwing it in the first place. Now I get that the new Miss Lebanon 2011 has a huge following, many friends and fans, perhaps  my standards of beauty are all messed up but I don’t think the new Miss Lebanon Yara Khoury deserves that title, both physically or intellectually. Don’t get me wrong, I am by no means insinuating she is ugly, she is a pretty girl , but by no means or under no beauty standard does this young lady qualify to represent Lebanon locally or better yet at ANY international beauty pageant. Why don’t I let you guys be the judge?… Bisoux

Beating Breast Cancer- One Couture Bra At A Time

If you haven’t yet heard of the newest campaign to rock the Middle East, then you must seriously consider making more friends, because the fight against Breast Cancer just got Hauter!  It’s called Bras For A Cause, and those ladies weren’t kidding around when they decided to  “bridge the gap between Middle Eastern fashion designers and breast cancer survivor” because “ wearing the right bra and prostheses can tremendously improve the healing process – both emotionally and physically”

Brought to you by the fashion forward ladies at Fustany.com and the Beirut-based Breast Cancer Support group  OneWigStand this powerful duo has gone full-throttle with this innovative campaign and have gotten some of the most talented designers in the region to design some of the sexiest and whimsical bras!

Better yet, you can vote for your favorite bra, link it and like it, the winning designs will be brought to life and showcased later this year in exclusive Fashion Shows in Dubai and Beirut.Voting  ends on July 12th so what are you waiting for? Pick your Fav here!

I was lucky enough to be one of the Ambassadors for this great cause, and also privileged enough to pick and represent my favorite bra. Most of you know I’m a self-proclaimed baker so naturally I fell in love with “The Cupcake Bra” from the ” Her Bra” category designed by Rana Muallem! Check it out below!

Help bring this cause the attention it deserves. Each year the rate of women diagnosed with Breast Cancer is on the rise, don’t you think it’s time we fought back hard, one fashionable bra at a time!

Whiskey Mist. Beirut’s Best Kept Secret

So you’re in the mood for something different? Something out of the ordinary? An escape from Lebanon’s clubbing clichés, a trip, if only for a short while, into of world where, sexy is an understatement, glamor is in abundance and where everything that glitters is actually gold.  A nocturnal gem, where the elite come out to play and the sexy get frisky. Let me let you in on a little secret that’s about to take Beirut by storm:  it’s called Whiskey Mist.

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Lonely In Beirut? Not Anymore…

One of my readers sent me a link to get this- a site called Lebanon Escorts; Your Life, Your Escorts. Now before you get too excited the site is quick to remind visitors that it is “only an escort girls guide listing independent female Lebanese escorts providing services in Beirut and all of Lebanon”  NOT  an actual escort agency.  Here are a few more highlights of their About US section:

We do not currently have listings of Syrian girls, Moroccan escorts nor European female companions.

We repeat that our Lebanese female escorts are only available for outcall services catering to Beirut hotels only.

 We’re no in call escort agency and our escort girls don’t provide any in call escort services in Beirut.

 We’re an escort directory providing listings of escorts in Beirut, Lebanon. For Serious Gentlemen only please.

Innneresting…

What caught my eye is  a listing they have for an escort agency supposedly in Lebanon called- Straight Off The Bat,  here is how these folks like to advertise themselves

“Our escorts are not Super Models or “Ex-Models” They’re  your beautiful girl next door Lebanese girls.

Our girls are all natural.  Natural meaning “No plastic surgery, Like some Lebanese models or ex-models”.

Alright, now, I don’t know where you guys may live, but the girl next door to me most definitely does NOT look like that girl in the picture! And even if you lived next door to a brothel, I’ve seen some “artists” in Maameltein, and trust me they look nothing like that blonde chick they have on the site.

The most entertaining part of it all is the profiles of the escorts they have listed.

Meet Sami, he is not a hairy Lebanese guy and he wants to prove it to you.  He has “handsome weak body” whatever that means. He charges $750 an hour. Damn he must be good.

Meet Carla, she has “Weak body, Medium tits, Bombe.” I have no idea what that means either. Carla can escort you for $350 an hour, that’s $400 less than Sami. Damn that Sami must be REALLY good.

Here’s the thing, I’m a firm believer in freedom for all to do as they please, as long as they’re not harming or violating anyone’s rights, but the last time I checked Lady GaGa’s album was banned in Lebanon, so was Anne Frank’s diary, French artist Patrick Bruel was not welcome and the comedian Gad El-Malek was practically shunned. All those artists and the ideas they pass off may corrupt our minds with bad bad ideas, yet Mira and Sami  will help revive our economy? Bisoux

Look What We Have Succumbed To…

Ahh the times are tough aren’t they?  And Romance? Who needs romance when you can finally get that 150 m2 apartment your impending wedding has been on hold for? And so what if you can’t afford to furnish it or heat it up during winter.  Or what about that 700 invite Habtoor  royal wedding  you  just couldn’t imagine affording?  Thanks to this wedding package, the preposterous real estate prices in Lebanon are no longer the enemy so instead of moving in with their mothers’-in-law and kissing all prospects of a drama-free new beginning away,  couples can now sell their souls and the souls of their future kids the devil. Yup, think 30 years of mortgage payments, unstable, ever-changing interest rates and did I forget, your life‘s worth of savings in a down payment just so you can say “I do” in style. So do you really wanna kiss that banker? Bisoux