Ivy says

"Spare me those expressive eyebrows. I can't wait 'till you get botox."

Blair: As my mother always says, "Fashion knows not of comfort. All that matters is the face you show the world." And your face looks like it's going to Bat Mitzvah.

Blair: "Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop."

Blair: "Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist."

"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy B*tch around here"-Blair