1. Whoa now that’s one long wait…
2. Wait.. why are there only two tellers serving 33 people, I’m sure the BANK can afford to hire more employees?
3. I think that customer just spent 45 minutes at a teller’s window. What the hell could possibly take so long?
4. I don’t care how impatient the guy behinds me behaves, he is NOT cutting ahead of me in line
5. Okay why is he now standing parallel to me, shouldn’t he queue behind me?
6. OMG he’s now standing right in front of me.
7. Time for some action
8. Wait, no! Where is the other bank teller going? It’s my turn
9. Looks like he’s just having a friendly chat with an old friend. Take your time @#$#@
10. How come the ticket numbers don’t go off in chronological order?
11. Finally my turn!
12. WHAT… you can’t let this random dude that walked in the door bypass me, didn’t know there was “wasta” at this bank.
13. Am I really supposed to memorize my 10 digit account number, why can’t they just write it on our damn cards?
14. This guy needs an award for slowest teller in the governorate.
15. Bank secrecy who? Did he just asked me how much I make in front of an audience of 25 amused folks?
16.Why on earth do I need to sign all these papers just to deposit a damn check?
17. Did I really just spend an hour and a half at the bank for this menial task?
18. That’s it I’m going to switch to a better bank first thing tomorrow.
19. Excuse me, you need how many documents again to switch over to your bank?
20. That’s it I’m buying a safe!