1. She’s the jealous type. The last time a hostess smiled and greeted you at a bar she threatened to “cut her”
2. The first thing she’ll ask you when she’s sees a pretty girl is “do you think she’s pretty?”
3. Yet she’s self-obsessed. You never knew someone could love themselves so much.
4. She’s constantly complaining. About anything and every little thing. Her life is a series of endless rants.
5. You’re constantly reminded that she’s better than you and that you should be grateful she chose you.
6. Calling her “not nice” would be the understatement of the year. The girl makes Cruela de Vil deserve a halo.
7. According to her and her mother, everyone is jealous… of her.
8. She’s more judgmental than your 80 year old aunt.
9. Yet she’s a major hypocrite. Apparently nothing applies to her.
10. She hates all her friends. But they have no idea.
11. She hates all your friends. They noticed.
12. According to her, if you really loved her like you said you did, then you would give her all your passwords.
13. Tantrums are like second nature to her. She has no problem throwing them anywhere.
14. And just when you’re about to win a point, she wins by crying.
15. She’s constantly bragging about how all the guys want her hand in marriage.
16. But the minute you threaten to leave her she’ll blackmail you with suicide.
17. Part of loving her, means that you get to spend your entire income on her. Every month.
18. She’s always at war with someone.
19. She basks in other people’s misfortunes. You’ve never seen her happier.
20. Yet, somehow she’s managed to convince you to make her your wife.