We’ve all had that one girlfriend that just can’t live without a man in her life at all times. The girl that dives head first into a relationship every fifteen minutes. Every guy is a rebound of a rebound.
She likes to come off as thick-skinned and nonchalant to everyone around her, but in reality she’s a needy little girl who’s terrified of being alone with herself. Her excessive emotional need and constant urge to feed her oversized ego have blinded her with the determination to acquire testosterone she can call her own.
So she puts on her mask every morning and throws herself at the first guy who’ll buy her act. She’ll make him do EVERYTHING with her as though he were some sort of fashion accessory. Her entire life will revolve around this one guy; she’ll even manage his Facebook profile and reply to comments on his behalf. Her severe jealousy will force him to ostracize all his female friends. She’ll limit his weekly soccer games with the guys and suddenly he’ll find himself joining her girls on their nights out. And if the poor man ever managed to get away to tend to a pressing family affair, she’ll hammer him with phone calls until his entire family start rolling their eyes.
At this point one of two things will occur:
1) She would have dominated him to the extent where he surrenders his soul to her and before he knows it he’s choosing between petunias and orchids for the wedding he somehow managed to find himself hypnotized into.
2) Her smell of desperation and crazy obsession with control begins to seep through the cracks and the lucky man will make a run for it.
So to all you poor hardworking unsuspecting fellows out there going out for a good time tonight, let’s hope you don’t fall for that forward approach and forthcoming smile, she’s hungry and has been sharpening her fangs for awhile. Bisoux
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Asexual says
The Girl “Your Mother” Won’t Let You Marry
It takes one to know one, I guess.
As if 80% of Lebanese Wives/Mothers would have a clue with what to with their lives without their husbands.
It’s the trickle down effect, my dear.
Asexual says
After decades of experience and many disappointments having to deal with just that, the reality is simple.
What the mother is, the daughter 80% of the time will turn into, as hard as she thinks she is smarter.
And what the father is, will be emulated by 80% of boys, no matter how many times they silently witness their mother’s despair and promise themselves they will be different.
Nader says
So I guess daddy was Asexual?
Asexual says
I guess so.
I was born and raised an orphan in Private Boarding schools 🙂
Never had anyone to emulate.
Nader says
That explians your bitterness
CafeBeirut says
this was an awesome read IVY !! I had a guy tell me yesterday that 70% of control is for the man and 30% for the woman. This breed of woman MUST have something special for her to take the 70%! ….something VERY special indeed lol