Even the nicest of girls is prone to having a bad day(s). It’s called PMS- and no it doesn’t stand for Pass My Shotgun! It just means that we are experiencing some technical difficulties and may not be as sweet as we usually are. (Ok, that may be an understatement.)
But you see, this has been going on since the beginning of time and it’s about time you get with the system. Trust us; there is nothing we would like then to see you experience some bloating and sudden pimples yourself, once a month. We would also like you to stop accusing us of “PMSing” whenever shit hits the fan- don’t divert away from the fact that you did something to deserve it.
We are not denying the fact that we tend to get very irritable during that time of the month, we get it. We’re prissy and our mood swings change faster than some Lebanese political alliances, all we ask of you is to be more understanding when we complain about how our jeans don’t fit or when we try to steal your chocolate bar. We would gladly do the same for you if you agreed to eventually carry a baby around in your stomach for nine months. We think it’s a fair deal! Don’t you?