His name is Maroun and he will tell you how and where to park you car in the last remaining parking in Gemmayzeh. But what makes this man so annoying is not what he does but the way he does it. The parking lot will be empty but yet he will insist you park in a spot that makes absolutely no sense to you. That’s not all. He will wait for you to park and as soon as you get out of your car, he will walk right up to you and make you do it all over again.
“Yameen, Shmel, ba3d lawara… eh BAS” and he will keep bellowing out directions until it becomes absolutely impossible for you to open your door and get out of the car unless you hit the car parked next to you!!!!
You attempt to explain this to him but he just won’t have it. Unless he maximizes every inch of that parking space- Maroun will not rest.
Unfortunately, our only other choice would be to kiss our cars goodbye as we give’em to the horrendous valets, who will surely abuse them. why? Because they CAN! Bisoux