Saved From Ex-Boyfriend By Hot Ex-Royal Navy Officer- Sigh

He was normal. Timmy. When I dated him at least. Yes I dumped him cause he was too nice. But does that mean I had this coming?

So I was at Centrale  in Saifi  on my third Cosmo chatting with a British guy I had just met when suddenly I spot a very drunk Timmy vigorously making out with a girl whose face looked like it was made of steel  thanks  to gazillion piercings she had. Timmy starts watching me at the corner of his eye each time he sucked on her face.

So I continued my chit chat as if nothing was- when suddenly I felt two arms wrap around my waist and a moist wet kiss on my face.  It was Timmy and he was oozing whiskey. The Brit asked me if I knew him since I had an appalled look on my face. Before I could react Timmy decides to pounce on the Brit and a brawl breaks out.

Poor Timmy! Turns out you shouldn’t pick a fight with an ex- Royal Navy officer, because his face was not doing so well after security threw him out on the sidewalk. I tried to help him up but he started bellowing profanities at me and the Brit.

I explained to the Brit the situation with Timmy over some saj at Leil ou Nhar. He flattered me and told me he’d probably fight for me too if he saw me flirting with another man ;) **Sigh** Cheesy, but I like him. Bisoux

My Hero!

6 Responses to Saved From Ex-Boyfriend By Hot Ex-Royal Navy Officer- Sigh

  1. stupid timmy deserved it this time :) , as for the Brit i am sure u will find a better prince charming ;)

  2. Ivy, I ran into your blog one month ago by error.
    But let me tell you it is the best entertainment I ever had. You are living the way I wish to live my life, not that I regret my life now;). Hope that you are feeling as great as you seem in your blog. As for Timmy are you going to contact him to see how he’s doing? I feel sorry for him.
    kisses.

  3. You remind me of my teen years.

  4. Hi there. To be honnest with you, I think your behavior is hurting people (if you did not know it already) & you are behaving in a selfish & inconsiderate way. Most folks become attached quickly when they share intimacy & spend sometime toegther. Also, most folks do not expect being dumped for being too nice. I mean this is borderline evil behavior and no one mentions it among your readers? Is it just because you are a woman? & it is so avantgard for a woman behave like they do on tv series (ie., dumpig men for being too nice?)? Note that I have nothing against flirting as long as you are not hurting others. There is a very thin line between fun and reality, & you are behaving as if there was no such line. & please do call timmy for an almaza with carrots dipped in lemon juice and salt ;-)

  5. hahahaha I think him getting his ass kicked is exactly why she dumped him… a woman needs someone that can provide and protect… but yeah… girls should cut down on watching Sex and City hehehe and try to apply it…

  6. Timmy needs to go confidence shopping.

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