John Mayer Discusses Jessica Simpson In Bed

Honestly? Is this guy in highschool or something? Because we assume that since he dated Jessica then he probably you know, did the dirty deed with her. But did he really have to come out and tell Playboy all about it? How  very immature and downright ungentleman-ish of him.

Here is what this douchebag had to say to PlayBoy:

“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” Mayer gushes. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you”

And Jessica’s reaction to Oprah:

“I’m not angry, I’m not angry. I’m — well, I’m a little bit angry … I’m a little bit angry. Um — well, I don’t want people to know how I am in bed. I guess it could have been a lot worse.”

3 Responses to John Mayer Discusses Jessica Simpson In Bed

  1. the dirty deed?! lol shhh
    She looks like a tranny btw.. look at her jaw, as if she just shaved..
    It’s a guy’s face..

  2. Jessica Simpson is really attractive. I collect lots of pictures of her and use them for my screen saver. It encourages me the whole day. I love you Jessica

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